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lost-in-hammerspace:

This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

Viva La Viral

vardaesque:

t-w-e-r-k-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Before you listen to this, I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire fucking life.

Viva la Viral 

“Viva la Vida” - Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers, 
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ on a Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking on a Dream” - Empire of the Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse 
“All of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye

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(Source: lanadelsharkeisha)

(Source: notmydate)

At what age did you lose your virginity?

Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

(Source: -teesa-)

jxmesbuckybxrnes:

destiels-fallen-angel:

letmelarryyou:

sixpenceee:

FURBIES
A furby is an electronic robotic toy that resembles a hamster or owl. People regard them as creepy, evil and haunted. There are many stories floating around about how they kept talking even after the battery was taken out. They would turn on by themselves and walk around the house.
One person said that it would “laugh maniacally and growl at him” Some feel as if they are constantly being watched by them. According to this BBC news article furbies were banned in National Security Agency premises in Maryland. They believed the toy posed a threat because it can repeat what it hears. 

honestly whaT THE FUCK

THIS TOY IS THE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO ON MY 11th BIRTHDAY. THIS LIL FUCKER WAS POPULAR AS SHIT AND EVERYBODY WANTED ON SO OF ME BEING THE NAIVE LIL FUCK I WAS I ASKED FOR ONE AND WHEN I GOT IT I WAS THE HAPPIEST LIL SHIT IN THE WORLD BUT THEN TWO DAYS LATER THIS SHIT TOOK A TURN DOWN HELL’S PERSONAL HIGHWAY TO SATANS ASS. FIRST IT WOULD LAUGH AND NOT THE CUTE PLAYFUL KIND THE IM GONNA FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT TYPE ALL DEEP AND TOO FUCKING SLOW AT WEIRD AS HOURS OF THE NIGHT I TOLD MY PARENTS BUT OF COURSE THEY ACTED LIKE THE DUMB ONES ON TV IN SCARY MOVIES AND TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE BATTERY SO I DID THAT I FOUND A SCREWDRIVER POPPED OPEN THE BACK PASSAGE WAY TO THE DEVIL SPAWN AND CHANGED THE BATTERIES BUT LET ME TELL YA LIL SHITS SOMETHIN THIS FUCKER HAD NO BATTERIES IN IT NONE. AT. ALL. I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS SO TERRIFIED THAT I WENT TO MY PARENTS AND TOLD THEM TO GET RID OF IT HOWEVER THEY CAN OF COURSE THEY THINK IM BEING OVER DRAMATIC SO INSTEAD GIVE IT TO MY LIL SISTER AND INSTEAD THINKING IM LYING THEY PUT BATTERIES IN THE DEMON OF FUCKERY AND THAT WAS THAT COME FOUR IN THE MORNING I HEAR THIS LIL SHIT LAUGHIN THAT DEMONIC IM GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST BORN PUPPY SHIT LAUGH AND THEN IT STARTED TALKING THIS LIL FUCK ACTUALLY SAID THINGS LIKE PLAY WITH ME AND WHAT NOT THE NEXT DAY THEY THOUGH MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN AND TOOK IT BACK TO REPLACE IT BUT I JUST ASKED FOR A BARBIE DOLL OR EVEN A FUCKIN COLORING BOOK JUST ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. NOW DONT BE ONE OF THE DUMBASSES TO BUY THIS TOY THINKIN HARDY HAR HAR THIS AINT NUTHIN CUS WHEN YO DUMBASS SEES THIS SHIT FIRSTHAND DONT SAY SHIT JACK

please read that all the way through ^^

jxmesbuckybxrnes:

destiels-fallen-angel:

letmelarryyou:

sixpenceee:

FURBIES

A furby is an electronic robotic toy that resembles a hamster or owl. People regard them as creepy, evil and haunted. There are many stories floating around about how they kept talking even after the battery was taken out. They would turn on by themselves and walk around the house.

One person said that it would “laugh maniacally and growl at him” Some feel as if they are constantly being watched by them. According to this BBC news article furbies were banned in National Security Agency premises in Maryland. They believed the toy posed a threat because it can repeat what it hears. 

honestly whaT THE FUCK

THIS TOY IS THE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO ON MY 11th BIRTHDAY. THIS LIL FUCKER WAS POPULAR AS SHIT AND EVERYBODY WANTED ON SO OF ME BEING THE NAIVE LIL FUCK I WAS I ASKED FOR ONE AND WHEN I GOT IT I WAS THE HAPPIEST LIL SHIT IN THE WORLD BUT THEN TWO DAYS LATER THIS SHIT TOOK A TURN DOWN HELL’S PERSONAL HIGHWAY TO SATANS ASS. FIRST IT WOULD LAUGH AND NOT THE CUTE PLAYFUL KIND THE IM GONNA FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT TYPE ALL DEEP AND TOO FUCKING SLOW AT WEIRD AS HOURS OF THE NIGHT I TOLD MY PARENTS BUT OF COURSE THEY ACTED LIKE THE DUMB ONES ON TV IN SCARY MOVIES AND TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE BATTERY SO I DID THAT I FOUND A SCREWDRIVER POPPED OPEN THE BACK PASSAGE WAY TO THE DEVIL SPAWN AND CHANGED THE BATTERIES BUT LET ME TELL YA LIL SHITS SOMETHIN THIS FUCKER HAD NO BATTERIES IN IT NONE. AT. ALL. I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS SO TERRIFIED THAT I WENT TO MY PARENTS AND TOLD THEM TO GET RID OF IT HOWEVER THEY CAN OF COURSE THEY THINK IM BEING OVER DRAMATIC SO INSTEAD GIVE IT TO MY LIL SISTER AND INSTEAD THINKING IM LYING THEY PUT BATTERIES IN THE DEMON OF FUCKERY AND THAT WAS THAT COME FOUR IN THE MORNING I HEAR THIS LIL SHIT LAUGHIN THAT DEMONIC IM GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST BORN PUPPY SHIT LAUGH AND THEN IT STARTED TALKING THIS LIL FUCK ACTUALLY SAID THINGS LIKE PLAY WITH ME AND WHAT NOT THE NEXT DAY THEY THOUGH MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN AND TOOK IT BACK TO REPLACE IT BUT I JUST ASKED FOR A BARBIE DOLL OR EVEN A FUCKIN COLORING BOOK JUST ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. NOW DONT BE ONE OF THE DUMBASSES TO BUY THIS TOY THINKIN HARDY HAR HAR THIS AINT NUTHIN CUS WHEN YO DUMBASS SEES THIS SHIT FIRSTHAND DONT SAY SHIT JACK

please read that all the way through ^^

pamhalperts:

I really hate that watching TV is associated with being lazy and boring while reading books is associated with being smart and profound. Both are really fucking great ways of telling stories and if you find a story that moves you, whether it’s a 900 page novel, a tv show, a film, a comic, or a sentence engraved on a slice of bread IT IS WORTHY OF YOUR TIME!!

(Source: missyperegrym)

gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS